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ReviewReviewReviewReviewReviewGood service makes the day” very good.......Jun 25, '08 12:41 AM
for everyone
Category:Other
Good service makes the day”

Treating your customers well should be a priority in all our businesses. It is an essential business value that entrepreneurs and their entire staff must constantly deliver. That was why I created this tagline for my ONE.99shop posters: “Service with a smile”.

But good service, of course, goes beyond just a smile. It has to come naturally and it should always be there. It should not happen only because Christmas is around the corner and you go that extra step in giving free gift-wrapping.

Good service should be so much a part of an organisation’s personality that it can come from any member of the staff. I recall my experiences shopping in Japan, when I think about quality service. The sales staff there seemed to be able to anticipate my needs. There was one day after it had drizzled, I noticed that one store had even laid out a red carpet connecting to the store next door so that customers did not have to get their feet wet!

The Japanese have a flair for service and are dramatic with it. It would be wonderful if other countries, including Singapore, could one day follow suit.

http://www.nanzchongkomo.com/nanz_reflections.asp


ReviewReviewReviewReviewReviewhand phone usageJun 18, '08 3:34 AM
for everyone
Category:Other
fyi, true or false, try out yourself


Interesting knowledge
Do you know how useful your mobile phone could be
other than the
commonly use for communicating or sending messages
wireless...

Don't know ???? Then, please read on ....
Subject: Very Important mobile phone tips -
seriously handy!
THINGS YOU NEVER KNEW YOUR CELLPHONE COULD DO...
There are a few things that can be done in times of grave emergencies. Your mobile phone can actually be a life saver
or an emergency tool for survival. Check out the things that you can do with it: -

*I*
Subject: EMERGENCY
*The Emergency Number worldwide for **Mobile**
is 112.* If you find yourself out of coverage area of your mobile
network and there is an emergency, dial 112 and the mobile will search any existing network to establish the emergency number for you, and interestingly this number 112 can be dialed even if the keypad is locked. **Try it out.**

*II*
Subject: Have you locked your keys in the car?
Does you car have remote keys?*
This may come in handy someday. Good reason to own a cell phone:
If you lock your keys in the car and the spare keys are at home,
call someone at home on their cell phone from your cell phone.
Hold your cell phone about a foot from your car
door and have the person at your home press the unlock button, holding it near the mobile phone on their end. Your car will unlock. Saves someone from having to drive your keys to you. Distance is no
object. You could be hundreds of miles away, and if you can reach someone who has the other 'remote' for your car, you can unlock the doors (or the trunk).
Editor's Note: *It works fine! We tried it out
and it unlocked our car over a cell phone!'*

*III*
Subject: Hidden Battery power
Imagine your cell battery is very low, you are expecting an
important call and you don't have a charger. Nokia instrument comes
with a reserve battery. To activate, press the keys *3370# Your
cell will restart with this reserve and the instrument will show a 50%
increase in battery. This reserve will get charged when you charge
your cell next time. AND

*IV*
Subject: How to disable a STOLEN mobile phone?
To check your Mobile phone's serial number, key in the following digits on your phone:
* # 0 6 #
A 15 digit code will appear on the screen. This number is unique to
your handset. Write it down and keep it somewhere safe. when your phone gets stolen, you can phone your service provider and
give them this code.
They will then be able to block your handset so even if the thief
changes the SIM card, your phone will be totally useless.
You probably won't get your phone back, but at least you know that
whoever stole it can't use/sell it either.
If everybody does this, there would be no point in people stealing
mobile phones.

got it from a friend..........................just wanna share.............

ReviewReviewReviewReviewReviewBest Moments in LIFEMay 12, '08 2:35 AM
for everyone
Category:Music
Genre: Alternative Rock
Artist:endy Lau

What i feel..................

1. Falling in love.

2. Laughing till your stomach hurts.

3. Enjoying a ride down the country side.

4. Listening to your favorite song on the radio.

5. Going to sleep listening to the rain pouring outside.

6. Getting out of the shower and wrapping yourself with a warm, fuzzy towel.

7. Passing your final exams with good grades.

8. Being a part of an interesting conversation.

9. Finding some money in some old pants.

10. Laughing at yourself.

11. Sharing a wonderful dinner with all your friends.

12. Laughing without a reason.

13. "Accidentally" hearing someone say somthing good about you.

14. Watching the sunset.

15. Listening to a song that reminds you of an important person in your life.

17. Feeling this buzz in your body when seeing this "special" someone.

18. Having a great time with your friends.

19. Seeing the one you love happy.

20. Wearing the shirt of a person you love and smelling his/her perfume.

21. Visiting an old friend of yours and remembering great memories.

22. Hearing someone telling you "I LOVE YOU"

ReviewReviewReviewReviewReviewadviceMay 10, '08 12:23 AM
for everyone
Category:Music
Genre: Indie Music
Artist:eddie aikau
1. Don't use time or words carelessly. Neither can be retrieved.

2. Don't be afraid to learn. Knowledge is weightless, a treasure you can carry easily.

3. Don't run through life so fast that you forget not only where you've been, but also where you are going.
4. Don't shut love out of your life by saying it's impossible to find. The quickest way to receive love is to give; the fastest way to lose love is to hold it too tightly, and the best way to keep love is to give it wings.

5. Don't be afraid to encounter risk. It is by taking chances that we learn how to be brave.

6. Don't be afraid to admit you are less than perfect. It is this fragile thread that binds us together.

7. Don't give up when you still have something to give. Nothing is really over until the moment you stop trying.

8. Don't let your life slip through your fingers by living in the past or future. By living our life one day at a time, you live ALL the days of your life.

9. Don't take for granted the closest things to your heart. Cling to them as you would your life, for without them life is meaningless.

10. Don't set your goals by what other people deem important. Only you know what is best for you.

11. Don't undermine your worth by comparing yourself with others. It is because we are different that each of us is special.

ReviewReviewReviewReviewReviewAlways love the P.H.I.L.I.P.P.I.N.E.SMay 7, '08 12:07 AM
for everyone
Category:Books
Genre: Romance
Author:fino
J.A.P.A.N. - Just Always Pray At Night.

H.O.L.L.A.N.D. - Hope Our Love Lasts And Never Dies.

I.T.A.L.Y. - I Trust And Love You.

L.I.B.Y.A. - Love Is Beautiful; You Also.

F.R.A.N.C.E. - Friendships Remain And Never Can End.

C.H.I.N.A. - Come Here.. I Need Affection.

B.U.R.M.A. - Between Us, Remember Me Always.

N.E.P.A.L. - Never Ever Part As Lovers.

I.N.D.I.A. - I Nearly Died In Adoration.

K.E.N.Y.A. - Keep Everything Nice, Yet Arousing.

C.A.N.A.D.A. - Cute And Naughty Action that Developed into Attraction

K.O.R.E.A. - Keep Optimistic Regardless of Every Adversity.

E.G.Y.P.T. - Everything's Great, You Pretty Thing!

P.E.R.U. - Porget Everyone... Remember Us. (BENTA :))=)) PORGET. XDXD)

R.U.S.S.I.A. - Romance Under the Sky & Stars is Intimate Always.

T.H.A.I.L.A.N.D. - Totally Happy Always In Love And Never Dull.

Y.E.M.E.N. - Yugyugan Every Morning, Every Night. (TAMA BA YAN. XD)

I.R.A.N. - Ikaw Rin Ang Nawalan.

M.A.N.I.L.A. - May All Nights Inspire Love Always.

B.A.L.I.W.A.G. - Beauty And Love I Will Always Give.

M.A.L.A.B.O.N. - May A Lasting Affair Be Ours Now.

I.M.U.S. - I Miss U, Sweetheart.

P.A.S.I.G. - Please Always Say I'm Gorgeous.

C.E.B.U. - Change Everything... But Us.

P.A.R.A.N.A.Q.U.E. - Please Always Remain Adorable, Nice And Quiet Under Ecstacy. (WTF)

T.O.N.D.O. - Tonight's Our Night, Dearest One.

P.A.S.A.Y. - Pretty And Sexy Are You.

M.A.R.L.B.O.R.O. - Men Always Remember Love Because Of Romance Only..

Y.A.M.A.H.A.. - You Are My Angel! Happy Anniversary!

(eto pang epal. )



P.H.I.L.I.P.P.I.N.E.S. - Pumping Hot...I Love It!...Please Please.. I Need Erotic Stimulation!




ReviewReviewReviewReview9 words...........May 5, '08 11:12 PM
for everyone
Category:Books
Genre: Romance
Author:Girl always says..........
1.) Fine : This is the word women use to end an argument when they are
Right and you need to shut up.

2.) Five Minutes : If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more
Minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.

3.) Nothing : This is the calm before the storm. This means something,
And you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing
Usually end in fine.

4.) Go Ahead : This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!

5.) Loud Sigh : This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement
often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an
idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing
with you about nothing. (Refer back to #3 for the meaning of nothing.)

6.) That's Okay : This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard
before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

7.) Thanks : A woman is thanking you, do not question, or Faint. Just say
you're welcome.

8.) Whatever : Is a women's way of saying F@!K YOU!

9.) Don't worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but
is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking 'What's
wrong?' For the woman's response refer to #3

ReviewReviewReviewReviewReviewwho is your last daw!!!Apr 28, '08 11:45 PM
for everyone
Category:Books
Genre: Health, Mind & Body
Author:@me
Rule 1: If you opened this you GOTTA
take it.

Rule 2: You are NOT ALLOWED to
explain
ANYTHING unless someone messages you
and asks

Rule 3: Only answer truthfully

"Who was your last?"

LAST PERSON
1. Had a beer with?
- naaah,i dnt drink Lqrz

2. Went to the movies with?
- uhm..c ditsi ata or c ate zho.,.

3. Went to the mall with?
- ditsi ko,kgbi before we had dinner.,.

4. Talked on the phone with?
- c daddy,kktawag lng..

5. Made you laugh?
- barbie,ngkwn2han kmi knina while havin
dinner..

6. You hugged
- my baby..

7. You yelled at?
- c bez shella,ngdugsinganay mi,dula2 ra
gud,mgticketanay man gud mi waaaaah

WOULD YOU RATHER...?

1. Pierce your nose or tongue?
- neither..

2. Be serious or be funny?
- depends..both will do..difindi sa
dwindi ;p

3. Drink whole or skim milk?
- either..

4. Die in a fire or get shot?
- in the fire of his eyes,i melted.Nyahaha..

ANSWER TRUTHFULLY...

1. Sun or moon?
- moon.,.

2. Winter or Fall
- winter.,.

3. Left or right?
- either..

4. Sunny or Rainy?
- rainy season..wag nman ung bumabagyo
na,sunggo man gud ta anang sunny oie


5. Peach or Pear?
- peaches..

6. Do you twirl your spaghetti or cut
it?
- either..

7. Do You Cook?
- uhm..yah..rice..sa rice cooker ha..

8. Current mood?
- missing him..

IN THE LAST WEEK HAVE YOU...

1. Kissed someone?
- oh yeah..

2. Sing?
- yup..

3. Been hugged?
- yes..

4. Danced Crazy?
- uh-huh..

5. Cried?
- huh!?!

post this as, "Who was your
last?"

ReviewReviewReviewReview10 things boout woomen ( Bahasa Indo )Apr 22, '08 12:50 AM
for everyone
Category:Books
Genre: Health, Mind & Body
Author:Indonesia bagus
Nggak cukup cantik dan seksi saja untuk membuat pria tergila-gila. Di artikel kali ini, pria buka-bukaan soal tipe pacar ideal yang akan membuat kaum adam bertekuk lutut dan tak berpaling lagi. Apa tuh?

Walau awalnya bahagia, lama-lama pria juga akan bosan punya kekasih cantik dan seksi namun tak bisa diajak bicara. Wanita semacam ini hanya untuk dikagumi, namun tak akan duduk di urutan pertama wanita yang akan diincar untuk menjadi pasangan hidup.

Dilansir Askmen, Senin (18/9/2006), para pria buka mulut soal wanita idaman yang akan membuat mereka tergila-gila. Hasilnya, ini dia 10 ciri-ciri wanita impian pria untuk menjadi kekasihnya. Kita hitung mundur ya!



10. Wanita yang Mandiri
Tak ada seorang pria pun yang ingin menjadi baby sitter untuk pacarnya. Pria lebih suka wanita yang mandiri bahkan bisa bekerja dan memenuhi kebutuhan hidupnya dengan usahanya sendiri. Ia justru akan meminjamkan bahunya ketika sang pria membutuhkan. Namun walau semandiri apapun, pria juga selalu ingin merasa dibutuhkan.

Boleh saja bergantung pada pria tapi jangan keterlaluan. Sesekali Anda boleh kok manja dan minta tolong tapi jika terlalu bergantung bisa-bisa dia kabur. Selain itu, seorang wanita yang mandiri biasanya amat sangat bisa diandalkan. Ia bisa mengatur sendiri hidupnya dengan baik dari sisi finansial ataupun emosional. Ia pun bisa menikmati waktu jauh dari Anda walaupun rasa rindu itu tak bisa tertahankan.



9.Wanita yang Cerdas
Seorang wanita yang cerdas punya berbagai cara agar membuat pria tidak merasa bosan ketika berada di dekatnya. Ia akan selalu memberikan kejutan kecil yang mungkin tak pernah Anda duga. Seorang wanita yang cerdas tentunya juga memiliki wawasan yang luas di luar masalah kecantikan dan model baju terbaru. Para pria tentunya akan sangat senang jika memiliki lawan bicara yang bisa merespon dengan baik topik yang dibicarakan.

8.Wanita yang Satu Hati soal Seks
Seks bisa menjadi masalah yang paling penting dewasa ini. Ketidakcocokan masalah seks bisa jadi problem yang mengganjal dalam hubungan Anda. Seorang pacar yang hebat sedikitnya mengerti selera seksual kekasihnya. Tidak harus secara keseluruhan dan menuruti semua hasrat sang kekasih. Tapi setidaknya mengerti, berkomunikasi secara terbuka dan bisa mengimbangi serta mengendalikan ke hal yang positif.

7. Wanita yang Cantik
Mungkin ini adalah hal yang biasa, tapi juga penting. Layaknya istri, pacar yang hebat juga pastinya ingin selalu terlihat cantik di mata kekasihnya. Bukan hanya untuk Anda setidaknya untuk dirinya sendiri. Ia selalu berusaha untuk tampil sebaik mungkin. Ingat, cantik bukan berarti ia harus berdandan bak model dunia. Yang penting bersih, serasi dan sesuai dengan kondisi.

6. Wanita yang Menghormati Kekasihnya
Ini hal yang penting. Pria senang punya pacar yang menghormati dan menghargainya sebagai lelaki. Intinya, dia adalah wanita yang selalu mendengarkan Anda walaupun ia tak selalu setuju dengan pendapat dan pemikiran Anda. Dan tentunya ia juga tak pernah lelah berada disisi Anda ketika saling membutuhkan. Pacar yang baik tak akan melecehkan atau membuat Anda malu di depan teman-teman ataupun keluarga dan selalu membicarakan masalah pribadi hanya untuk kalian berdua saja.

5. Wanita yang Menghargai Kepribadian Kekasihnya
Secara tak sadar kadang sifat pria berubah sesuai dengan keinginan kekasihnya. Sifat-sifat dan kebiasaan ala lelaki menjadi berkurang atau hilang sama sekali karena perintah sang pacar. Nah, kekasih semacam ini biasanya akan dihindari pria. Walau cinta mati pada kekasihnya, seorang lelaki tetap merasa perlu waktu untuk berkumpul dengan teman-teman lelakinya.

Pria dan Wanita punya kebiasaan masing-masing yang sangat berbeda. Hargai perbedaan masing-masing dan berikan waktu untuk kehidupan lain di luar kisah asmara Anda.Kekasih yang dengan penuh pengertian memberika waktu bahkan mendukung jika kekasihnya hang-out bersama teman-temannya justru membuat pria makin tergila-gila.

4. Wanita Bisa Mengontrol Emosi
Pada dasarnya semua wanita cenderung menjadi tukang ngomel. Pacar yang baik tahu kapan waktunya untuk menahan amarah dan kapan waktu yang tepat untuk mengeluarkannya. Beberapa perilaku pria kerap membuat wanita terganggu, hal ini lah yang kerap menyebabkan perselisihan. Pada kesalahan-kesalahan kecil usahakan untuk bicarakan secara baik-baik, tak perlu tensi tinggi. Pria akan lebih mudah mendengarkan wanita dalam nada yang lembut.

3. Wanita Cepat Akrab Dengan Teman dan Keluarga Kekasihnya
Pacar yang hebat tak sekadar mau membantu ibu Anda di dapur, mendengarkan cerita ayah Anda dan hang out bersama teman-teman Anda. Ia melakukan hal tersebut bukan hanya untuk menyenangkan kekasihnya, tapi benar-benar menikmati kegiatan tersebut dan melakukannya dengan sepenuh hati. Pacar yang baik sangat menghargai orang-orang yang dianggap penting oleh kekasihnya.



Dia juga tak akan meminta pria pujaan hatinya untuk menjauhi teman-teman dekatnya. Ketika teman si pria sedang patah hati, pacar yang baik akan menyarankan kekasihnya untuk mengajak sahabatnya pergi bersenang-senang. Bukti bahwa kekasih Anda demikian adalah, teman-teman Anda tak akan bersikap negatif atau terkesan berat hati jika pacar Anda akan hang-out bersama mereka.

2. Wanita yang Mencintai Sepenuh Hati
Jika Anda menemukan wanita yang mencintai Anda dengan sungguh-sungguh, apa adanya dan tanpa rekayasa sebaiknya jangan sia-siakan dia. Wanita yang tidak berusaha mengubah kekasihnya sangat sulit untuk ditemukan. Tentu saja setiap orang punya kebiasaan yang menjengkelkan tapi, jika ia mencintai Anda sepenuh hati, ia pasti akan berusaha memakluminya. Cara lain untuk mengetahui ia sangat mencintai Anda adalah coba perhatikan cara ia memandang dan memperlakukan Anda. Jika Anda tak merasakan getaran-getaran cinta sebaiknya jangan dipaksakan. Jika ia mencintai Anda, sedikit hal sepele bisa jadi penting untuknya.

1. Wanita Menjadikan Anda Pria yang Lebih Baik
Pada dasarnya setiap pria yang memiliki kekasih atau istri yang hebat akan berkata pasangannya lah yang membuatnya ingin menjadi orang yang lebih baik. Tak perlu kata-kata atau tindakan untuk membuat si pria merasa demikian. Hal tersebut terjadi begitu saja tanpa disadari.

Secara otomatis sang pria akan berusaha memperbaiki hidupnya, lebih perhatian pada adik perempuannya, berusaha mengatur hidupnya lebih baik, dan melakukan berbagai hal untuk membuat dirinya lebih baik. Secara tak sadar si pria kadang-kadang juga tak menyadari apa motivasinya melakukan itu semua. Well, itu semua pastinya karena cinta!


ReviewReviewReviewReviewReviewFriendsApr 20, '08 11:47 PM
for everyone
Category:Books
Genre: Literature & Fiction
Author:Dr love
Friendship are there to heal the
wounds
To pull you out of saddened
tunes
To brightened up your cludly
skies.
To clear up fictitions lies.

Friends are there with open arms
To comfort you and block the
harms.
To keep your secrets hidden away
To entertainyou when you want
to play.

Friends are there, smile or tear.
Friends are there happiness or
fear
Friends are fun and friends are
clever.
And the ties that bind friends will
last
forever.

ReviewReviewphoneApr 14, '08 4:56 AM
for everyone
Category:Computers & Electronics
Product Type: Video Game Systems
Manufacturer:  akira
. The phone rings. What is your ring
tone?
:: depends on whos calling..

2. Who is your last text from?
:: mummy

3. Who was the hottest person you
talked to today?
:: none

4. Favorite drink?
:: camomile tea

5. Does the person you like know that
you like her/him?
:: hmmm only my cpu does

6. Last time you talked to your mom?
:: this mornin

7. Where are you right now?
:: at work and bored

8. If you HAD to kiss the last person
you kissed, would you?
:: hmmm no thanks d

9. Favorite gadget in the kitchen.
:: shuld be gadget kitchen knife

10. Favorite pie?
:: red bean pie

11. How is your hair?
:: need to be short

12. Any complaints?
:: yes, curly

13. Last time you had a sleepover?
:: hmmm lupa

14. Latest you stayed up in the past
week?
:: until 4 A.M....

15. What are you doing?
:: Nothing hehehe

16. Have you been in a car accident?
:: yes

17. What is the last thing you said out
loud?
:: lupa...

18. Who's the 1st person on your
missed calls list?
:: adik

19. What did the last text message you
received say?
:: i am not coming back

20. Last time you went to a mosque?
:: hmmm

21. Story behind your Multiply song?
:: nothin

22. Do you care if people hate you for
no reason?
:: nope!

DESCRIBE YOUR:

23. Wallet?
:: nothings left

24. Eyes?
:: dark brown

25. Life?
:: as good as it gets

WHAT ARE YOU:

26. Doing this weekend to come?
:: packing, spend time in the sun


27. Wearing?
:: stringsss

28. Wanting?
:: Swim naked

29. Listening to?
:: GF babbling

30. Do u sleep naked?
:: sometimes

31. Do you like seafood?
:: yes yes yes

32. Do you remember your dreams?
:: sometimes....

33. Do you consider yourself to study?
:: no...thank you

34. Do you speak another language
other than English?
:: yes

35. What did you do last night?
:: watching liverpool win


Try answer the question....thats all

ReviewReviewReviewReviewReviewEmo's test!!Apr 11, '08 12:22 AM
for everyone
Category:Other

Message:Copy, Paste, Don't look at the
bottom
before you do the thing or it won't
work!
This is scary but pretty accurate.

1. Which color is better red, black,
green, blue, yellow
= Blue

2. What's your first initial?
= V

3. What month is your birthday?
= Apr

4. Which color do you like more, black
or white?
= Black

5. Name one of your friends.
= Alfin

6. Your favorite number?
= 99

7. Do you like flying or driving more?
= Driving

8. Do you like a lake or the ocean
more?
= Ocean

9. Think of a wish, but don't write it
--- --- --- ---- ---- ----- -- --- ----

-Answers-

1. If you chose:
Red: You are alert and your life is
full of love.*
Black: You are conservative and
aggressive.
Green: Your soul is relaxed and you
are laid back.
Blue: You are spontaneous and love
kisses and affection from the ones you
love and give good advice to those who
are down.
Yellow - you are a very happy person..

2. If you're initial is:
A-K: You have a lot of love and
friendships in your life.*
L-R: You try to enjoy your life to the
maximum & your love life is soon to
blossom.
S-Z: You like to help others and your
future love life looks very good.

3. If you were born in:
Jan-Mar: The year will go very well
for you and you will discover that you
fall in love with someone totally
unexpected.
April-June: You will have a strong
love relationship that will last
forever.
July-Sept: You will have a great year
and will experience a major life-
changing experience for the good.
Oct-Dec: Your love life will be great,
and eventually you will find your soul
mate.*

4. If you chose:
Black: Your life will take you on a
different direction, it will seem hard
at times but will be the best thing
for you, and you will be glad for the
change.*
White: You will have a friend who
completely confides in you and would
do anything for you, but you may not
realize it.

5. This person is your best friend:*

6. If it is:
1-50 you are a very lovable person and
you have a great life*
more then 50 is nothing

7. If you chose:
Flying - You like adventure.
Driving - You are a laid back person.*

8. If you chose:
Lake - You are loyal to your friends,
your lover, and yourself. You are very
reserved and not emotional.
Ocean - You are spontaneous and like
to please people sometimes.

9. This wish will come true only if
you repost this with the title:
Emotion Test. don't cheat

ReviewReviewReviewReviewReviewMen are Not Mind readersApr 10, '08 5:38 AM
for everyone
Category:Books
Genre: Biographies & Memoirs
Author:So ladies please express yourself
Men are NOT mind readers.

Learn to work the toilet seat You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down.
We need it up, you need it down. You don't hear us complaining because you leave it down.

Sunday sports. It's like the full moon or the changing of the tides.
Let it be.

Shopping is NOT a sport.
And no, we are never going to think of it that way.

Crying is blackmail.

Ask for what you want.
Let us be clear on this one:
Subtle hints do not work!
Strong hints do not work!
Obvious hints do not work!
Just say it!

Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question.

Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's what we do.
Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.

A headache that lasts for 17 months is a Problem.
See a doctor.

Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument.
In fact, all comments become null and void after 7 Days.

If you won't dress like the Victoria 's Secret girls, don't Expect us to act like soap opera guys.

If you think you're fat, You probably are.
Don't ask us.

If something we said can be interpreted two ways and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one

You can either ask us to do something
Or tell us how you want it done.
Not both.
If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself.

Whenever possible, Please say whatever you have to say during commercials..

Christopher Columbus did NOT need directions and neither do we.

ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings.
Peach, for example, is a fruit, not A color. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have no idea what mauve is.

If it itches, it will be scratched.
We do that.

If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing," We will act like nothing's wrong.
We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle.

If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, Expect an answer you don't want to hear.

When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine. Really .

Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as SEX, CARS, the shotgun formation,
or BASKETBALL.

You have enough clothes.

You have too many shoes

I am in shape. Round IS a shape!


Reviewlearning to cookApr 10, '08 5:16 AM
for everyone
Category:Restaurants
Cuisine: African
Location:home....
belajar masak nihhhhhhhhhhh

SAMBAL TELUR

Bahan
10 biji telur rebus
1 labu bawang besar [mayangkan]
3 s/b sos tomato
1 s/k gula
garam
minyak

Bahan Kisar
20 tangkai cili kering
2 ulas bawang putih
10 ulas bawang merah
belacan [jika suka]

Cara
1. Panaskan minyak dan tumiskan bahan kisar sehingga garing.
2. Masukkan sos tomato, gula dan garam. Kacau rata.
3. Masukkan telur dalam sambal dan biarkan sebentar.
4. Masukkan bawang besar dan kacau sikit.
5. Bila nampak bawang layu boleh masukkan sambal dalam pinggan dan hidangkan.


ReviewReviewReviewReviewReviewdon't get drunkApr 9, '08 4:48 AM
for everyone



ReviewReviewReviewReviewReviewCRICKET ANYONEApr 8, '08 11:48 PM
for everyone
Category:Other
A man and his friend were in a city, walking through the street. It was during the noon lunch hour and the streets were filled with people. Cars were honking their horns, taxicabs were squealing around corners, sirens were wailing, and the sounds of the city were almost deafening. Suddenly, the man said to his friend, "I hear a cricket."

His friend said, "What? You must be crazy. You couldn't possibly hear a cricket in all of this noise!"



"No, I'm sure of it," the man said, "I heard a cricket."

"That's crazy," said the friend.

The man listened carefully for a moment, and then walked across the street to a big cement planter where some shrubs were growing. He looked into the bushes, beneath the branches, and sure enough, he located a small cricket. His friend was utterly amazed. "That's incredible," said his friend. "You must have super-human ears!"

"No," said the man. "My ears are no different from yours. It all depends on what you're listening for."

"But that can't be!" said the friend. "I could never hear a cricket in this noise."

"Yes, it's true," came the reply. "It depends on what is really important to you. Here, let me show you."

He reached into his pocket, pulled out a few coins, and discreetly dropped them on the sidewalk. And then, with the noise of the crowded street still blaring in their ears, they noticed every head within twenty feet turn and look to see if the money that tinkled on the pavement was theirs.

"See what I mean?" asked the man.

"It all depends on what's important to you."

ReviewReviewReviewReviewReviewA stranger will always be a stangerApr 8, '08 4:37 AM
for everyone
Category:Music
Genre: Blues
Artist:Player.....
A stranger will always be a stranger
unless one reached out for the other. I
am glad I decided to make that move to
get to know this person for I believe
that by doing such, I am building a
connection to someone who deserves to
have friends. It could be luck that
this person approved my request to be
her friend even if we don't even know
each other personally. Relying on mere
profiles, it really takes trust to open
such door and let somebody in. I made
the right choice when I knocked! Thanx
for letting me in! Words of
appreciation will never be enough. Let
time prove that even in the world of
information super highway, a real
friendship can exist. Each friend
represents a world in us, a world
possibly not born until they arrive,
and it is only by this meeting that a
new world is born. Take care and GOD
Bless! Life is Beautiful...as beautiful as
you..

ReviewReviewReviewReviewReviewWomen are difficult..Mar 26, '08 12:00 AM
for everyone
Category:Books
Genre: Computers & Internet
Author:me on what i think
If you kiss her,
you are not a gentleman
If you don't,
you are not a man

If you praise her,
she thinks you are lying
If you don't,
you are good for nothing

If you agree to all her likes,
you are a wimp
If you don't,
you are not understanding

If you visit her often,
she thinks you are boring
If you don't,
she accuses you of double-crossing

If you are well dressed,
she says you are a playboy
If you don't,
you are a dull boy

If you are jealous,
she says it's bad
If you don't,
she thinks you do not love her

If you attempt a romance,
she says you didn't respect her
If you don't,
she thinks you do not like her

If you are a minute late,
she complains it's hard to wait
If she is late,
she says that's a girl's way

If you visit another man,
you're not putting in "quality time"
If she is visited by another woman,
"oh it's natural, we are girls"

If you kiss her once in a while,
she professes you are cold
If you kiss her often,
she yells that you are taking
advantage

If you fail to help her in crossing
the street,
you lack ethics
If you do,
she thinks it's just one of men's
tactics for seduction

If you stare at another woman,
she accuses you of flirting
If she is stared by other men,
she says that they are just admiring

If you talk,
she wants you to listen
If you listen,
she wants you to talk

In short:

So simple, yet so complex
So weak, yet so powerful
So confusing, yet so desirable
So damning, yet so
wonderful... ....WOMEN!

ReviewReviewReviewReviewReviewDont do this to a girl,Mar 12, '08 1:32 AM
for everyone
Category:Books
Genre: Outdoors & Nature
Author:me............
If a girl cries in front of
you, it means that she couldn't take it
anymore...

If you take her hand, she would stay
with you for the rest of your life; if
you let her go, she couldn't go back
to being herself anymore...

A girl wont cry easily, Except in
front of the person who she love the
most, she becomes weak..

A girl wont cry easily, only when she
loves you the most, she put down her
ego.

Guys, if a girl cries bcoz of you
please hold her hands firmly, she's
the one who would stay with you for
the rest of your life.

Guys, if a girl cries bcoz of you,
please dont give her up, maybe bcoz of
your decision, you ruin her life.

When she cry rite in front of you,
when she cry bcoz of you, Look into
her eyes, Can u see n feel the pain n
hurt she's feeling?

Think....

Which other girl have cried wif pure
sincerity, Infront of you, And bcoz of
you?

She cry not because she is weak, She
cry not bcoz she wan sympathy or pity,
She cry, Because crying silently is no
longer possible, the pain, hurt, n
agony have become too big a burden to
be kept inside...

Guys, Think about it...

If a girl cry her heart out 2 you, And
all because of you, Its time to look
back on wat u have done, Only you will
know the answer to it.

Do consider it. Coz one day....

It may be too late for regrets,
It may be too late to say "im sorry".

My dearest friends...

Ponder this message seriously.

Dont do this to a girl,
You may regret for the rest of your
life. Maybe in your life, she's the
only one that love YOU the most.

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